Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street!
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Why They Call It the Wonder Bra
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!