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Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

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Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?

A: Roll a 40 down the street!

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A: An elephant's shadow!

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Why They Call It the Wonder Bra

Q:  Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A:  When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!