Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.