Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: What drug was the duck on?
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!