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Yamakas

Q: Why do Jews wear yamakas?

A: It's half of a hat, and cheaper.

Jewish ADHD

Q: How do you help a Jew with ADHD?

A: Concentration camp.

Jew and Canoe

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A Canoes sometimes tip.

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

A: A fur coat.

Holy Car Accident

A rabbi and a priest were driving one day and by a freak accident have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the holy men are injured.

After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt. This must be a sign from God!" Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!"

The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine I was carrying did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune."

The priest nods in agreement. The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.

The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?"

The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."