Last Supper Last Words
Q: What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?
A: "Okay, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"
Q: Why shouldn't you make jokes about Jesus on Easter?
A: He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.
Salman Rushdie's Sequels
Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
Q: What kind of shoes did Jesus wear?