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Last Supper Last Words

Q: What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?

A: "Okay, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"

Easter Humor

Q: Why shouldn't you make jokes about Jesus on Easter?

A: He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.

Salman Rushdie's Sequels

Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?

A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

A Visual

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)

Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!

Holy Feet

Q: What kind of shoes did Jesus wear?

A: Cross-trainers.