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Minority -Riddles

Q: When are minorities not minorities?

A: When you look at crime statistics.

Polack In the Desert

A Polack, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help.  A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the white guy top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the white guy was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance, the rancher said, "Hi there...what are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert?"  The white guy explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water.  A little while later the rancher noticed the black guy walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the rancher again.  As before, the black guy explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread.  Finally the Polack appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging that car door?"  "Well," said the Polack, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window."

Sh-sh-sheets

Q: Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy their sh-sh-sheets?

A: At the k-k-k Mart.

Best Race?

I don't agree with the opinion that all races are equal. Some races are just better than others.

I, personally, prefer the 100-meter sprint over the marathon.

Italian Organ Grinder

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat. "I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered. "Yeah, I do. But even I'll admit they're cute when they're little."