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The best jokes and joke writers!

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

School Bus

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?

A: A rotten banana!

Black Vacation

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?

A: They're not falling for that one again.

Walmart Looting

Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.