Q: Did you hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill?
A: Ah, thought ah paid it!
Q: How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
A: Not as big as Hillary's
Cheer up Hillary
Q: How did Bill try and cheer up Hillary on the second day after Trump was elected?
A: He reminded her that she wouldn't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
Corrupt and Crooked
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton
Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see President Obama drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore. Obama asks the boys how he can repay them. The first boy says, "I want a boat." The second boy says, "I want a truck." The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone." Obama asks, "Why is that?" The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."