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Saving Bill Clinton

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'  When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.  Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with our names  on them.'  Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'

Government Mandate

Q: What's a government mandate?

A: When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Hillary Bulb

Q: How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark.

Crazy Woman

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 

A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."