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No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Monica Lewinsky's Dress

Q: What Monica Lewinsky's mother said when she brought home her dress?

A: Doesn't the White House have any club soda?

Monica Lewinsky and Bill

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: 1 U.S. leader!

Bill's Death

Did You hear that Bill Clinton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!