No Sex Nancy
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was to correct his eyesight."
The difference between the government and the Mafia?
Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.
Monica Lewinsky's Dress
Q: What Monica Lewinsky's mother said when she brought home her dress?
A: Doesn't the White House have any club soda?
Monica Lewinsky and Bill
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader!
Did You hear that Bill Clinton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!