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Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

A: You get repossessed!

Country Rewind

What is a country song played backwards?

Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Art School

Q:  Why did the nurse go to art school?

A:  To learn how to draw blood!

Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.