Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed!
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Q: Why did the nurse go to art school?
A: To learn how to draw blood!
Air and Sex
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.