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Checking My Balance

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Spring

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?

A: Releaved.

Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?

A: Because the batteries died.

Never Satisfied

Ghosts are hard to impress.

They boo everything.

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.