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Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bulldozer

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Dumb Questions!

  • If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  • If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
  • If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
  • If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  • If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
  • If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
  • If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
  • Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
  • What do people in China call their good plates?
  • What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
  • What do you call a male ladybug?
  • What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
  • What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
  • What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Postal Scare

I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived