Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Coffee on the Titanic
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Star Wars - One Liners
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.