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Purring Cats

Q: What cat purrs more than any other?

A: Purrsians!

Irish Vacation

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A:  A different bar.

Fine Print

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?

A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!