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Duck TV

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A: The feather forecast

Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

A:  Mice cubes!

Christmas at the Post Office

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

Sweet Revenge

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Artificial Heart Gift

Q: What do you give a man with an artificial heart?

A:  About three weeks.