Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast
Tom & Jerry
Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A: Mice cubes!
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Artificial Heart Gift
Q: What do you give a man with an artificial heart?
A: About three weeks.