A Bit Apprehensie.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet, looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive." I asked, "What's the difference? "He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."
Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
Polish Army on Horseback
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What do you call a communist sniper?
A: A Marxman.
Clinton Strikes Again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.
Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.