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A Bit Apprehensie.

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant  fresh from Jump School. He was quiet, looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive." I asked, "What's the difference? "He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."

Army Ants

Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?

A: Combatants

Polish Army on Horseback

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Sniper Dude

Q: What do you call a communist sniper?

A: A Marxman.

Clinton Strikes Again

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.

Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.