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Density

My girlfriend must be calculating velocity

She called and said that she needs time & distance

Laser Physicists

Old Laser Physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

Something to Celebrate

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?

You Matter.

No Service Today

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”

The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Laser Focus

A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.