My girlfriend must be calculating velocity
She called and said that she needs time & distance
Old Laser Physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
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You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”
The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”
A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.