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The Force

May the force be...

Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

Ranch Discovery

Q: What happens when you launch a bovinae into a pig at the speed of light?

A: You discover the Hoggs Bison.

Don't Move -Riddles

Q: Should I be worried if my temperature is -273.15°C?

A: No. You're 0K

Weight of Trees

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees?

A: It's referred to as the log scale.

Dyslexic Engineer

Q: Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

A: Because he didn't understand psychics.