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Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Dead Pool 2)

Pick a number between 1 and 9.

Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together

Now discover your favorite film!

  1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  2. Dead Pool 2
  3. Captain America
  4. Black Panther
  5. The Martian
  6. Avengers: Infinity War
  7. Isle of Dogs
  8. Ready Player One
  9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
  10. Annihilation

New Math

66% of the people don't understand percent while the other 42% lie about it.

Old Mathematicians

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions

Changing Number Terms

In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition:

The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem.

Catch-23: Complete the previous catch before proceeding to this step.

Fortune 501: Levi Strauss makes the list, but just by the seat of its pants.

Motel 5: If you're not there by midnight, they turn off the light.

Dressed to the Eights: Impeccably attired with white socks.

Six Brides for Seven Brothers: Someone's gonna get hurt!

Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs: The title, before they expelled Gassy.

Five Eyes: Other kids can be so cruel when you are Siamese twins, and one of you is wearing a monocle.

665: The mark on the forehead of Satan's slightly less evil brother, Ralph. 

Safety Tip

Safety Tip: Calculus and automobiles don't mix - never drink and derive