Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
Q: Why were the Romans so bad at algebra?
A: They always ended up with X equals 10.
Q: What's another definition for the Powerball Lottery?
A: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Q: Why is math always sad?
A: Because it has too many problems.