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Test Tubes Bubbling

Test Tubes Bubbling (to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")

Test tubes bubbling in a water bath Strong smells nipping at ypur nose. Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglow Will find it hard to be inert tonight. They know that Chlorine's on its way He's loaded lots of little electrons on his sleigh And every student's slide rule is on the sly To see if the teacher really can multiply. And so I offer you this simple phrase To chemistry students in this room Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry molecules to you. 

Chemistry Song

Chemistry Wonderland Gases explode, are you listenin' 

In your rest tube, silver glistens 

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight 

Walking in a chemistry wonderland.

Gone away, is the buoyancy

Here to stay, is the density

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight

Walking in a chemistry wonderland.

In the beaker we will make lead carbonate and decide if what's left is nitrate

My partner asks "Do we measure it in moles or grams?" and I'll say, "Does it matter in the end?"

Later on, as we calculate the amount, of our nitrate

We'll face unafraid, the precipitates that we made walking in a chemistry wonderland. 

Elemental Humor

Q: What did the person say while looking through Jokerz.com?

A: That pun was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!

How to Fall in Love

Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?

Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses! 

Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...

A Day Off

Q: What do you get when you cross Iron Man and Matthew Broderick?

A: Ferrous Bueller