Light Bulb Jokes
The Q Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova?
Light Bulb - Lesbians
Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
Light Bulb - Doctor
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
Charismatics Changing Light Bulb
Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten... One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness!
A Blonde and the Light Bulb
Q: Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?
A: She kept breaking them with the hammer.