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The Q Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova?

Light Bulb - Lesbians

Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.

Light Bulb - Doctor

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

Charismatics Changing Light Bulb

Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ten... One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness!

A Blonde and the Light Bulb

Q: Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?

A: She kept breaking them with the hammer.