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Microsofties

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k compliance 1 to program the software to be compatible with the other software 1 to approve the invoice for the ladder 1 to change the bulb. (That's nine because there's always one more thing you need.)

How Many Blondes Does It Take...

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Nurses to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.

Lawyers and Lightbulbs

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

The Q Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova?