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Lawyers and a Lightbulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and one to kick the stool out from under him.

Light Bulb Changing

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1, plus or minus 4 due to small sample size.

Evolutionists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?

Obama's Light Bulb

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Obama's light bulb?

A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. What are you -- stupid?