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Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.

A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.

How Many Politicians Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Tenors And Light Bulbs

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

Mice Screw in a Lightbulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two... but I don't know how they'd get in there!