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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Tickle

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you! (Tickle other person)
 

Alec

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock - Who

Knock knock
Who's there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?
Me too!

Knock Knock - Britney

Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

Knock Knock - Kiss

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!