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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Ali

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ali

Ali who?

Alligator, that's who!

Knock Knock Police

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.

Christmas Greeting

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!

Knock Knock - Clara

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Clara! Clara who?

Clara space on the table!

Knock Knock - Aida

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Aida!

Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache!