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Alex

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex! Alex who?

Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock - Adair

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adair!

Adair who?

Adair once but I'm bald now!

Anka

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Anka!

Anka who?

Anka the ship!

Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Iris!

Iris who?

Iris you a merry Christmas!

Knock Knock - Chuck

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Chuck!

Chuck who?

Chuck and see if the door is locked!