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Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'

A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?

A: Because the batteries died.

Stone Sinking in Water

Teacher:  "Why does a stone sink in water when you thrown it in?"

Student:  "Because it does not know how to swim!"

Better Sex

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."

Mother: "Why?"

John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."