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One Day

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Little Johnny: I get up early.

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo Mama - Copycat

Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!

Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks

Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".