Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? It seems she bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack.
Yo Mama - Pillow
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
Yo Mama - Tattoo
Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.
Yo Mama - Trash Bags
Yo mama so fat she wears trash bags for socks.
Yo Momma - Cars
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.