Yo Mama - First Words
Yo mama so fat, her first word was "more."
Yo Mama - Family
Yo mama so fat, when she went in for a portrait, the photographer charged for a family sitting.
Yo Mama - Whole Court
Yo mama so fat that when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.
Yo Mama - Long Distance
Yo mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma - In a Magazine
Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7,and 8.