Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.
Yo Mama - Noah
Yo mama so old Noah is in her yearbook.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!