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Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Thanksgiving Dinner

Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving

Black Friday Deals

Got a great Black Friday deal on a  65" 4K TV for $29.99 today.

Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.

But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"