Black Friday Line Talk
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are waiting to check-out in a long Black Friday line and begin bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team." "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."
Chicken Cross the Road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.
Q: Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
For The Holidays
Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!