A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
Knock Knock - Arthur
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!