Q: What do you find up a clean nose?
The Maggot Conversation
Q: What did the maggot say to another?
A: What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
A: It became a daddy short legs!
Why Did It Fly?
Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er!
School Dinners Come On A Plate
Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!