Long, Black and Smelly
Q: What is long, black, and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
Ate Her First
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm." "No, she isn't," said Johnny. "Why not?" "Because I ate her first!"
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
High Tea with Dad
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"