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Old Movers

Q: What do you get when you help your 35-year-old friends move?

A: Two Bud Lites, Pizza and a slipped disc.

Confused Samurai

Q: How does a non-binary Samurai kill people?

A: They/Them

No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?

A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Yo Mama - Lantern

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.