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Mickey Mouse to Space

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Q: What happens when a man walks in front of a truck?

A: He gets tired.

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Q: Why aren't boogers funny?

A: Because they're just snot.

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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids?"

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?