Let's Do It
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
Woman: And what is the best method?
Woman: You are funny!
Man: Good choice.
Photo Pick Up
I'm not a photographer, but I can sure picture us together
If I wrote the alphabet I would put U next to I
Pick up Return
And here's one including the correct snappy return.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, fuck off!"