Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.
Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: You don't, they come and tell you.