When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!