Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice. The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars. The man says, "That's ok." The man's next wish is for a house by the sea. Once again, the Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea; once again, the man says, "That's okay." The man's last wish is to be beaten half to death!
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," he said to her, "are you going to clean house with it or fly away on it?"
Mother-in-Law and Newpaper
Q: Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
Mother-in-Law Birthday Gift
A married couple, Harry and Esther, are out shopping one morning when Esther says, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric." Harry replies, "How about a chair?"
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.