Two Arab brothers move to the USA and make a bet as to which of them would be the most "americanized" in a year. They have a phone call to celebrate their one year anniversary. One brother comments, "I just picked up my kids from baseball practice and we're heading to McDonald's."
The other brother says, "fuck off, towelhead!"
Q: "Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother.
A: “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”
West Virginia Virgin
Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
A: If she can run faster that her brothers.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" "Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom." The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?" "Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither." The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?" The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."