Polish Gold Medal Winners
Q: Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?
A: Went home and got them bronzed.
Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A: A fishing pole.
Glass of Water
Q: Why do Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?
A: It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.
A polish man goes to the eye doctor and looks at the chart - P Z C R K I C H. The doctor asks, "Can you see them?"
The man says, "See them? That's his cousin."
The Polish Navy
Q: Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats?
A: So they can see the old Polish Navy.