Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he finally came over to our table and said "I am Polish and I can take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change the subject? We did. Shortly thereafter my friend had to go to the bathroom and the burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom. They were in there for quite awhile and when they finally came out, I asked my friend "What happened in there?" He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can, well he pulled a razor on me! Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever been in a pickle if he had found a place to PLUG IT IN!
Q: Did you hear about the Polack who studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown?
A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!
A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."
Q: Why did the Polack put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.