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Upmanship

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife...she goes wild!

Half Jew Half Italian

Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Italian Boy Grow Mustache

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

Short Armed Italian

Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A: A Speech Impediment!

A Brief Declaration

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.

The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"

He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"