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Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq

  1. "Husseinfeld"
  2. "Mad About Everything"
  3. "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
  4. "Suddenly Sanctions"
  5. "Allah McBeal"
  6. Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
  7. "Achmed's Creek"
  8. "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
  9. "Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"
  10. "Just Shoot Me"

Iraqi Hero

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?

A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Iraq Air Defense

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund.

Our Next Targets

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:------------------
Sooflay .......................the restauranteur
Guday......................... the half-Australian brother
Huray......................... the sports fanatic
Bejay..........................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay................the twins from the African mother
Sayhay.........................the baseball player
Ojay...........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay..........................the singer / entertainer
Ebay...........................the internet czar
Biliray........................the country music star
Ecksray........................the radiologist
Puray..........................the blender factory owner
Tupay..........................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:-----------------
Pusay..........................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay.........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay..........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay.........................the clean sister
Phayray........................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.......................the grocery store owner:
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay.........................the prostitute

More will, no doubt, be discovered...including A.A. Sidday, Oz weekend TV Host.

 

Iraqi Bingo

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?

A: F18...B52...F18